I’m still laughing at the thought of half of my female friends‘ denial to eat anything but chemically engineered, synthetic food…
Why would they do that, you ask?
Well, it’s simple enough. They are vegetarians – some more, some less. But about half of the women I know (while hardly any men) voluntarily renounce to eating meat on a regular basis. Some claim to do it „because it’s healthier“, but whatever they say, in most cases it is fairly obvious that it is only the thought of personal responsibility for the suffering and eventual death of a creature with a nervous system that was only bred to be eaten which prevents them from enjoying this particular form of carnal pleasure.
There are some exceptions – I call them „fashion vegetarians“ – to this rather fundamental rule, but to the benefit of all lobsters on this planet „nothing-with-a-face“ aesthetic discrimination is actually rare these days. It’s just too un-pc.
On the other hand, the days of politically correct foodstuffs may be over for good. The Three-Toed Sloth calls our attention to a recently published study which presents „Evidence for complex, collective dynamics and emergent, distributed computation in plants„.
In other words, some scientists claim that plants can think.
So how long do you think will it take until we will see the first starved Vegetarians? Until men will be considered compassionate for forgetting to bring flowers for a date? Until we will see naked models fighting rose wars in front of flower shops, demonstrating for the rights of plants?
I don’t know. And probably this will never happen. But just the thought of my vegetarian friends being forced to decide between spacefood or starvation was worth writing this entry.