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Bush vs. Masturbation

Following on Sen. Santorum’s recent intervention concerning the legal status of homosexuals’ privacy in the US,

“President Bush is proud to introduce an ambitious new phase in the fight to preserve all that is decent in America. Conceived and championed by the revered Republican think tank Americans for Purity, ‘Operation Infinite Purity‘ is dedicated to the complete eradication of masturbation from American soil by the year 2005.”

From the Whitehouse.org